Modern Drunkard Magazine is a humor magazine that is dedicated to the art and culture of drinking. They are looking for pieces about drinking. They publish fiction (1,000 to 4,000 words) and articles (1,000 to 4,000 words). According to their guidelines, they pay 10 cents per word. For details, refer to their submission guidelines.
Cracked is an American humor website. They are famous for their list-style feature articles. According to their old pitch guide, for both features and columns, they pay between $100 and $250, based on length and the number of pieces you've written.
Funny Times is a monthly humor magazine that publishes funny stories and cartoons. Their print publication pokes fun at politics, news, relationships, food, technology, pets, work, death, environmental issues, business, religion, and the human condition in general. According to their guidelines, they pay $75 for stories, and all contributors receive a complimentary subscription to the magazine. To learn more, refer to their submission guidelines.